If you can look at paczki and think of anything besides all of the hours you’re going to need to spend on the elliptical in order to burn each and every delicious calorie off, consider yourself lucky.
These sugary, glazed, custard and fruit filled babies are an indulgence so sinful, it’s no wonder they’re typically the last indulgence for many before Lent. For others, they’re just an excuse to consume a doughnut-like object that packs as many calories as an entire meal (for four).
Fat Tuesday is tomorrow, Feb. 17, and whether you’re trying to stay away from paczki or not, there’s a 99 percent chance you’ll come across them somehow throughout the day. Here’s where you can find them in the D!
Small’s, 10339 Conant St., Hamtramck, celebrates Paczki Day with paczki bombs every year—which are injected with booze. The bar is opening bright and early at 10 a.m. for the occasion, and Polish food will be on the menu, in case you need something to go with your paczki.
Live music begins at 4 p.m. and there is no cover charge all day. Don’t forget to purchase a limited edition 2015 Paczki Day T-shirt while you’re there!
Paris Bakery, 28418 Joy Rd., Livonia, is a Polish bakery known for its paczki. These rich, delightful pastries are available in a variety of flavors, including custard, blueberry, apple, raspberry, prune and lemon.
Paczki cost $1.95 each, and can be ordered by the dozen ($18) or half dozen ($10). When you pick up your order, enjoy authentic Polish music from Joe Czapski from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. The bakery will be open for your convenience from 5 a.m. to 8 p.m. on Fat Tuesday, so you’ll have plenty of time to make your way there.
Lazybones Smokehouse, 27475 Groesbeck Hwy., Roseville, has officially won the paczki game. Wait a minute; a barbecue joint takes the cake when it comes to paczki? Yes, because the ones produced here are maple bacon paczki. I’ll give you a moment to let your arteries unclog just from reading that sentence.
The paczki are topped with maple glaze and homemade “pig candy bacon,” and if you need a visual, they look like this. So long diet, surely this creation is worth it. These paczki are available for $2.50 each, or you can get a dozen for $25 or half dozen for $15.
New Palace Bakery, 9833 Joseph Campau Ave., Hamtramck, is a family-owned favorite for paczki. There are plenty of traditional flavors here, as well as more zany ones, so if you’re looking for something a little more adventurous (and perhaps even more calorie filled), New Palace is the place to go.
Traditional paczki flavors include apricot, buttercream, pineapple, strawberry, custard and plain rolled in granulated sugar. There are several options with specialty fillings, such as Caramel Cream and Strawberry and Chocolate (filled with strawberry glaze and milk chocolate drizzle). New this year, try the Chocolate/Marshmallow Crunch (covered with milk chocolate and graham cracker crumbs) or Chocolate Hazelnut/Buttercream (covered with chocolate hazelnut topping). You can always have a salad to make up for it later, right?
Holiday Market, 520 S. Lilley Rd., Canton, has an excellent bakery, and the convenience of picking up fresh, delicious paczki while grocery shopping is just too good an opportunity to pass up. Paczki will be available in various flavors, including custard, strawberry, apple, raspberry, lemon and blueberry, all of which are available in glazed or powdered. Prune is also available (only glazed), but really, who wants a prune anything?
Paczki cost $9.99 for a dozen or $0.89 each. The store will open bright and early at 6 a.m. on Fat Tuesday, so get there at the crack of dawn!
Sister Pie, produces its pies out of a kitchen located at 4750 Woodward Ave., Detroit, while we all eagerly await the grand opening of the official location. This story is about paczki, so why are we talking about pie? Because on Fat Tuesday, you’ll find three exclusive paczki flavors at the Parker Street Market, Germack Coffee Roasting Co. and Always Brewing Detroit, courtesy of Sister Pie.
Those tantalizing flavors include Salted Peanut Butterscotch, “Pieraczki” (pierogi meets paczki) and Pumpernickel Poppy Meyer Lemon.
Treat Dreams, 22965 Woodward Ave., Ferndale, makes some of the best ice cream around, and for Fat Tuesday, the shop will be combining everyone’s favorite Fat Tuesday indulgence with a frozen treat: ice cream.
If you thought paczki were good on their own, wait until you try the blueberry paczki ice cream at Treat Dreams. Again, enjoy now, eat salad for the rest of the week. You’re welcome.
Brace yourself today, Metro Detroiters, because tomorrow is Fat Tuesday! Enjoy your pastry and try not to think about the nutritional content as you do so.
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24 months, 10,000 miles per year lease for well-qualified GM employees, retirees, and eligible family members with a current Chevy lease through GM Financial. Must show proof of current lease. Customer remains responsible for current lease payments. $939 due at lease signing after all offers, plus title, tax, license, and plates. No security deposit. Programs are subject to change without notice and certain restrictions may apply, see dealer for details. Offer expires 3/1/21.
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1 Based on retail registrations in the Detroit designated market area, through June 2019.
2 EPA-estimated 26 MPG city/31 highway with 1.5L engine (FWD).
1 With second-row seats folded flat. Cargo and load capacity limited by weight and distribution.
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2 Class is Half-Ton Full-Size Pickup segment.
1 Premier model shown seats up to eight. Nine-passenger seating available on LS models only, with available front-row split-bench seat.
2 With second- and third-row seats folded flat. Cargo and load capacity limited by weight and distribution.
3 With 5.3L EcoTec3 V8 engine. Requires 2WD and available Max Trailering Package. Before you buy a vehicle or use it for trailering, carefully review the Trailering section of the Owner’s Manual. The weight of passengers, cargo and options or accessories may reduce the amount you can tow.
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3 Based on GM Large SUV segment. With 5.3L EcoTec3 V8 engine. EPA-estimated MPG city/highway: Tahoe 2WD 15/22, 4WD 15/21.
1 98.2 cu. ft. with second- and third- row seats folded flat. Cargo and load capacity limited by weight and distribution.
1 With rear seats folded flat. Cargo and load capacity limited by weight and distribution.
2 EPA-estimated 26 MPG city/31 highway (FWD models).
3 Vehicle user interface is a product of Apple and its terms and privacy statements apply. Requires compatible iPhone and data plan rates apply. Apple CarPlay is a trademark of Apple Inc. Siri, iPhone and iTunes are trademarks of Apple Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries. Vehicle user interface is a product of Google, and its terms and privacy statements apply. Requires the Android Auto app on Google Play and an Android compatible smartphone running Android(TM) 5.0 Lollipop or higher. Data plan rates apply. Android Auto is a trademark of Google LLC.
1 EPA-estimated MPG city/highway: 26/34.
2 The 2016 Chevrolet Sonic received the fewest reported problems in its segment in J.D. Power’s 2019 U.S. Vehicle Dependability Study following three years of ownership. See jdpower.com/awards for more details.
3 EPA estimate for Sonic Sedan with available 6-speed manual transmission.
1 Always use seat belts and child restraints. Children are safer when properly secured in a rear seat in the appropriate child restraint. See the Owner’s Manual for more information.
1 EPA-estimated MPG city/highway: 26/34.
2 The 2016 Chevrolet Sonic received the fewest reported problems in its segment in J.D. Power’s 2019 U.S. Vehicle Dependability Study following three years of ownership. See jdpower.com/awards for more details.
3 EPA estimate for Sonic Sedan with available 6-speed manual transmission.
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1 EPA-estimated 259-mile EV range. Your actual range may vary based on several factors, including temperature, terrain, battery age, and how you use and maintain your vehicle.
2 Charging rate varies based on output of the charge unit, vehicle settings and outside temperature.
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1 Based on initial vehicle movement. Coupe models with available 10-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission.
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1 2WD diesel models. 4×4 diesel models except ZR2 have 7,600 lbs. of towing capability. ZR2 diesel models have 5,000 lbs. of towing capability. Requires available Z82 Trailering Package. Before you buy a vehicle or use it for trailering, carefully review the Trailering section of the Owner’s Manual. The weight of passengers, cargo and options or accessories may reduce the amount you can tow.
2 EPA-estimated 30 MPG highway for Colorado 2WD with available Duramax 2.8L Turbo-Diesel engine.
1 Colorado 2WD with available 3.6L V6 engine. Before you buy a vehicle or use it for trailering, carefully review the Trailering section of the Owner’s Manual. The weight of passengers, cargo and options or accessories may reduce the amount you can tow.
1 EPA-estimated 26 MPG city/31 highway with 1.5L engine (FWD).
1 High Country, LTZ, LT Trail Boss, RST, LT, Custom Trail Boss, Custom, Work Truck
1 With second-row seats folded flat. Cargo and load capacity limited by weight and distribution.
1 98.2 cu. ft. with second- and third- row seats folded flat. Cargo and load capacity limited by weight and distribution.
1 EPA-estimated 26 MPG city/31 highway (FWD models).